ASK DR. SPANKY

Ask Dr. Spanky any question that is plaguing you and she will be happy to answer. Every question will be posted.

1. Where did you get the idea for this section?

Terry (Please post my name)
Terry
2.That's a nice email form you have there. Where did you get that?
Terry (Please post my name)
Kate
3. Where's Michelle these days?
Who cares? Okay I'll answer the question she's busy fucking her boyfriend Jared in her basement and getting cum in her hair.
4. Do I get 3 wishes?

Um sure if you want. A little bored are we Terry?
5. Is doctor spanky hot?

Oh yes, she is god's gift to men but she's seeing someone sorry.
6. Okay I'm having sex with my boyfriend and I want to go on birth control because I don't want to have a baby because I still am one. My mom and I are very close and I even tell her I give my boyfriend blowjobs and I don't want to go on birth control without telling her. Okay so this is what I figure, if I tell her that I should go on birth control now, it takes three months to become effective so by the time it does we would have been going out for 9 months and that's a resonable time to have sex so that's what I'll tell my mom how does that plan sound?

You're joking right? Well if you think there is a "resonable" time to have sex then sure go ahead and do the plan. You could just go to the hospital or doctor yourself and get birth control but if you're that much of a mama's girl then tell her. Kinda sickens me though.
7. Why is bichelle so hairy is this a disorder???

Bichelle's hariness is a condition. A hair grows for every blow job she gives.
***8. Is there anything interesting to do in Richmond Hill?

Well, Shitmond Hill, as someone once put it, has barely ANYTHING to do. Of course, there is silver city but you end up paying like 30 dollars for one ticket! Theres also Putting edge, which is fun once. Lazer quest lost it's appeal when we were 12, fantasia closed about a year ago (condolances to michelle who lost her job) and dimitries and delcissimo's closed down. So basically all we do for fun is.... rent movies, go to shows downtown and shit in jar..